royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
my friend's high facebook msg to me
since we learn more about ourselves as we grow older, what if the things we learn about are actually memories of how we use to think/ act in a past life? and when we die our lessons/personality will be past on to someone else?
aikomaru: thewritingfortress: aikomaru: theoddginger: aikomaru: if school taught everyone that rape is bad and racism is bad instead of teaching how to find the angle of a kite im pretty sure the world would be a safer place except all the kites would have wrong angles and spontaneously fall and kill people i think youre missing the point buddy I’d like to hear you say that when...
katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
rezouli: akumanorobin: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit petition to punch both male and female with the same rights I want to hit everyone equally!
When I see a joke on Tumblr:
laugh-addict: when I see the same joke on Facebook: